Open Letters to George W. Bush

Letters to W from his
ardent admirer
Belacqua Jones

by Case Wagenvoord


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$17.95
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Book Details

Language : English
Publication Date : 10/3/2005

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Format : Softcover
Dimensions : 6x9
Page Count : 196
ISBN : 9780595361977
Format : E-Book
Dimensions : N/A
Page Count : 196
ISBN : 9780595806430

About the Book

Author Case Wagenvoord's alter ego Belacqua Jones-a Karl Rove on meth-peppers the president with daily suggestions for policy initiatives designed to carry America to new heights of greatness.

Looking at a world through a mind distorted by too many controlled substances, Jones shines his twisted light on the dark corners of America. With its original political satire, Open Letters to George W. Bush gives the reader a distorted view of political reality as Jones urges the president to:

  • Save Social Security by making smoking mandatory for America's schoolchildren
  • Remember that the bedrock of empire is constipation
  • Petition the Vatican to canonize Judas Iscariot
  • Perfect the protocol of mendacity
  • Recreate the English language
  • Allow death to find its natural ebb and flow without medical intervention

    From Christianity to colons and everything in between, Jones provides a dark yet humorous series of letters that will entertain those both for and against W.


  • About the Author

    Following five years in the Marines, Case Wagenvoord worked his way through college as a newspaper reporter. He has a BA in Political Science and an MA in Liberal Studies. He lives with his wife in Middletown, New Jersey, and is a special education teacher in Brooklyn.