Swift Solutions!

About the Book

Now at last, a really nice way to fix the world! Although some might label Carkan Moil a little immoderate in his compassion, and without doubt a little to the left of the Christian Coalition, for the sake of fairness and balance it should be mentioned that he is every bit as much to the right of Henry VIII. Undaunted by threats and attacks, he unflinchingly confronts the hard issues, such as his Argument to Prove Jesus Might be Wrong for his Support of a Woman’s Right to Choose Abortion. It has also been said that his project to make homosexuals not only accepted, but beloved by the public might be termed a little extravagant. However he consistently underlines the economic soundness of all his far reaching proposals, which include but are not limited to, aging, abortion, homophobia, immigration, tobacco, crime, prisons, racism, war, overpopulation, and world hunger. He proceeds with precise irrefutable logic in the manner of Pat Robertson, Pat Buchanan, Jesse Helms, Bob Dornan, Frank Luntz, and Rush Limbaugh that leaves little or nothing any of his answerers or detractors can confute.

About the Author

Carkan Moil, falsely convicted of Alzheimer’s Disease, and given the maximum sentence the law allows: life imprisonment, his estate confiscated and placed in the hands of a conservator, resides at GOLDEN HOME SECURED CARE in the posh hills of Hollywoodland. He now renounces the contents of this book as being watered down to suit the public taste.