This Is The Truth, As Far As I Know

About the Book

No matter your age or where you live, you'll find yourself rolling on the floor in hysterics at this hilariously funny look at life in the South, life in the military, and life of a southerner living in Germany. Go to the Bubba Fest in South Carolina, learn about the wurst of all wieners, and do the Doggy Dance of Joy. Find out if you have vacaphobia, how to tell if you're nekkid, and lessons on marriage from your dog and helicopters. You'll be "busier than a mosquito in a nudist colony" reading short stories such as "Armadillo and Red Wine," "Eat Crackers and Whistle Your National Anthem," "My dog is From the Planet Uranus," and "Hoodoo, Doorknobs, and Automobiles." The author, Jan Hornung, is an awarding winning humor columnist and author of "If A Frog Had Wings ... Helicopter Tales."

About the Author

Jan Hornung grew up in Texas and has lived in eight other states and two countries. Her resume includes U.S. Army helicopter pilot, newspaper journalist/columnist, and Army wife. Her first book is, "If A Frog Had Wings...Helicopter Tales." She currently resides with her two Siberian Huskies and Army career husband in various parts around the world.