How to Eat at a Restaurant
4 simple steps to sucking less
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The following four step process should be read daily until memorized. Once memorized it should be recited before every out to eat experience in the car ride over. In the inevitable event you become more awesome from reading this book, M. K. Leary accepts gifts as thank-yous.
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About the Book
“This is the best book I’ve ever read.”
– Me
“I feel like I just had a butt whoopin’.”
– Satisfi ed Customer
M. K. Leary was at one time a server. During this miserable period of her life she wrote a how-to guide on something that seemed to go beyond the common sense of people. How to Eat at a Restaurant was her attempt to make the world a better place. She believes whole-heartedly that going out to eat should be licensed only to those people who have read this book.
About the Author
M.K. Leary was born awesome and perfect in Terre Haute, Indiana. Her husband is equally awesome but just a smidge less perfect. Her Boston Terrier, Potter, is more awesome than you or anyone or thing that you know. She is thankfully no longer a server and would rather gouge out her eyes than ever going back to that soul-sucking job. It is because of serving you people that M. K. Leary lost faith in humanity and she hopes her contribution to the world is sharing her knowledge about going out to eat etiquette to the masses to make our society a little less sucky.