The Reluctant Virgin

To say that Debbie Dinkman fit in like a pea in a pod was an understatement. She scurried among the bushes and trees during the hours of darkness like a moth on the wind. The police soon discovered that there were no couples occupying any of the cabins, but there was coupling galore. The place was a "singles' sex camp."

Each night, the traffic among the cabins was busier than a holiday weekend on the King's Highways of the province. However, as all the sexual carry-on was behind closed doors, the police were unable to intervene. By the second night, things changed, as Debbie's libido had risen. Officers observed her "doing" two middle-aged men down at the dock, and by the third night, she was humping with an elderly man in a canoe, the waves created by the rocking craft causing serious erosion to the shoreline. Today, it would have been a violation of the environmental laws.

The police raided the camp on the fourth night. When they arrived on the scene, eight or nine people were merrily racing around the camp dressed in togas. Each time a male caught a female, he lifted her toga and performed, as the official report stated, "indecent acts." However, the participants, after they were arrested, claimed that they had been acting out a scene from Julius Caesar. Perhaps it was the battle scene on the plains of Phillipi. The judge was not a Shakespearean fan, and sentenced them to two months in the local senate house, generally referred to as the city jail. Debbie was out of commission for the remainder of the summer, or to express it in the vernacular terminology of the porno movies, "Debbie never got to do Dallas."