The Kiss Me Chronicles

Kiss Me Long, Hard, and Often-  At 8:00, I was in front of my computer screen opening up the first site my sister sent me.  The first part was easy.  Who are you? Age? What town do you live in?  Ok, maybe I can do this.  Then the hard questions.  What do you want out of a relationship?  Long pause.  Here goes: I want to be kissed long, hard and often.  I want to be held, cuddled and spooned.  I want someone to whisper words that make my toes curl.  I want to grab your butt and scream your name all night long.  Too much, I thought...

Kiss Me Senseless-  I go back to the table to talk with Marie.  She tells me that a new guy has come in a few times, and she thinks he is just perfect for me.  "He dances good, like you.  He is tall and has a beautiful head of hair; and eyes to die for. I don't want to forget about his body,he makes my mouth go dry."  " Does he have a name?"  "I don't know."  I am dancing with a regular and I spin around, get push forward right into the arms of Colby Thompson, my new principal.

Kiss Me Again and Again- "The look that was on your face last week when you saw me mowing your lawn and then later when I was wraped in the towel is a look that I am familiar with.  I had the same look on my face when I saw you in that so called bikini.  I am only going to say this once.  I am interested in you.  If you want to act on that look all you have to do is ask."  He opened the door, walked out and left me at the table.

Kiss Me Through Time-"Have you given any thought to a service I might provide at your hospital tent Dr. Emerson?"  "I doubt that you would want to become aquainted with the problems that a doctor in the rear of an army faces."  "Aquainted?"  "Yes, I lance boils, pull abscessed teeth, clean out God forsaken ugly sores, and deal with personal illnesses that I know you would be offended by.  Dear lady, stay at your aunts and do your embroidery."  I know that I am in 1863 and should act like I am but he just plucked a 2012 nerve.