We can’t all be Gems, Erasmus Vermouth,serial killer & artiste.

About the Book

Ralphie is a handsome man with MS and a drunken psycho ex-pole dancer wife. They love to argue yet love each other very much. Ralphie is so powerful he condenses his ex-wife to straighten up. Then he finds his wife her next husband, a Nigerian prince. Erasmus is nobody’s sweetheart with a face like a plate of tapioca pudding. He is a serial killer who most often gets his ass kicked by his victims.Running down the street with a butcher knife after him.

About the Author

CAROL ANN, according to rumor was raised by wolves. This is not true. Her parents, Alec, and Jerylyn, encouraged her early forays into the visual arts, and for a time in the eighties, she was a free-lance fashion photographer. Having found out that Praise is not Legal Tender, she later worked various wage-slave jobs such as painting the eyelashes on Barbie Dolls. Upon retirement, she began her writing career and published two books, Catfish Joe & Double, Double Toil & Trouble and Poems of Thunder (Noir & Whimsy). She is the main writer and creator of the Blog, societyfordaintydamsels.com. She is also the writer of Gitana, about Carmen Caballito, a Machiavelle and sociopath, and ruthless survivor who will stop at nothing. Soothsayer, caster or spells, poisoner, lover of men and women, ruler of nations, She is all these things, Concubine to King Louis XIV, “The Sun King.”. Carol has a degree in English and anthropology which generally was as beneficial as having a bullet in the head. She will continue to write until something wonderful happens such as The Second Coming of Christ. She is currently searching for a publisher for Poems of the Rambling Wind. Published poetry in Apiary Magazine and The Painted Bride Quarterly., and FaceBook.. Books available @ Amazon.com & Barnes&Noble.com